Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are.

The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it's closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times."
And with that he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those De-Con tablets, cut 'em up, and snort 'em just for the fun of it."
And with that he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?"

The third mouse just keeps walking. "I'm going home to f--- the cat."