Enter Pizzaman

Parody of
Enter Sandman by Metallica
Parody lyrics by Unknown


Stay inside, dial the phone
And don't forget, you clone
To include my calzone.
Pizza Man, he deliver
Makes your stomach quiver
'Till he gets to your home.

Sit with one ear open, listening at the door.

CHORUS:
Call once more!
Order four!
Bite your lip,
He won't leave without a tip.

If it's hot, then it's good.
I'd eat it if I could,
Do you think that I should?
I like my cheese and macaroni,
And my pies pepperoni;
When I'm hungry for food.

Sit with one ear open, listening at the door.

Chorus

Now I see the melted cheese,
Toppings piled up to my knees.
I don't know who I can trust
Not to eat this tender crust.

Hey little sister, that's not nice.
No, I won't give you my last slice.
I'm still hungry; return it please.
You should be counting calories.

Chorus