Kenobi

Parody of
Cecilia by
Parody lyrics by Unknown 02/21/97


(sung by Darth Vader to the tune of "Cecilia," during their duel)

Kenobi,
You shouldn't have come back,
You best watch your back
Or I'll kill ya.
Oh Kenooooobi,
Your powers are weak,
You're feeble and meek,
And you're old.
Old, old, old.

Swingin' blades
In the afternoon,
With Kenobi,
He's an old buffoon
(old buffoon)
I cut through
His chest and face,
When he falls to the ground
Air has taken his place.

Kenobi,
You shouldn't have come back,
You best watch your back
Or I'll kill ya.
Oh Kenooooobi,
Your powers are weak,
You're feeble and meek,
And you're old.
Old, old, old.

FUNKY NOISES SOLO

Ju-bi-la-tion!
I murdered that coot,
He's stuck to my boot
And I'm laughing.
Ju-bi-la-tion!
I murdered that coot,
He's stuck to my boot
And I'm laughing.

LUKE: Noooooo! No nooooo! No noooo no no no nooooo! . . .


Submitted By: Matthew Wagonschnitzel
E-Mail: warpig@wam.umd.edu
Homepage: http://www.wam.umd.edu/~warpig
02/25/97