HEY! I'M ILLEGAL!
Now don't you worry about the policemen,
The one that caught us at the drive-in,
When you were 17 I didn't want you,
Now you're older and I changed my mind about you,
You look so good I ahhh!!!!!!...I...ummm...heh...ooops?
You're going to jail 'cause you committed statutory.
When you're out of there you can relay your little story.
I heard what the police officers did to you was gory.
HEY! I'M ILLEGAL!
I heard you were outta jail again,
You want to come over and play with my best friend?
I didn't know that my body could bend,
And then my mom walked in,
So you're off to jail again!
Now you argue that the 16-yr-old consented
But the judge gave you your sentence now your jail term is cemented
My mommy will track you down and her anger will be vented.
HEY! I'M ILLEGAL!