How Peas Will Kill You
- Nearly ALL sick people have eaten PEAS (obviously then, the effects are
cumulative).
- An estimated 99.9% of all people who die from cancer or heart attacks have
eaten PEAS.
- Another 99.9% of people involved in auto accidents ate PEAS within 60-days
before the accident.
- Some 93.1% of juvenile delinquents come from homes where PEAS were served
frequently.
- Among people born in 1839 who later dined on PEAS, there has been a 100%
mortality rate.
- All PEA-eaters born between 1900-1910 have wrinkled skin, have lost most of
their teeth, have brittle bones and failing eyesight (provided, of course, that
eating PEAS hasn't already *killed* them).
Submitted By: Louise Newey
Jun 10, 1997 17:31