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- Hormone Hostage
- The Caveman Guide To Good Eating
- The Evolution Of Math
- One Nation, [Sponsorship Opportunities Available]
- National Park Service Questions
- Jesus Ethnicity
- If Airlines Sold Paint
- Palistinians Run Out Of Rocks
- Employee-Slapping Widespread, Effective
- Osama's Valentine
- Open House Diaries
- Enron Charities
- Taliban Translation Guide
- Permission To Golf
- Company Holiday Party
- The Smog Olympics
- You Need Massage
- Invasion Of Privacy The Statements
- Go Red Socks!
- Elvis, Your Order Is Ready
- The Binch In U-Ville
- The Influence Of Music
- A Game Named Golf
- T-Shirt Slogans
- New York: 2032
- Snakeskin Boots
- Population Explosion
- Stages Of Life
- Rap Dictionary
- How To Be A Good Democrat
- Spare Some Change
- U.S. Appolgy To China
- 6 Feet Under
- Home Brewed Trouble
- Business Memos to my Child
- Bruce The Answer Man On Relationships
- Reasons For Divorce
- Drug Side Effects
- Animal Complaints
- Jake Johannsen: Suede Jacket
- Holy Refund
- Confessions of a Former Smoker
- Zen And The Art Of Influenza
- 'American' Movies
- The Best Of The Accidental Writer
- Bubba Claus
- Santa's Recount
- Follow That Truck
- Mets Contest World Series
- Welcome To College
- Does Anyone Know My Password?
- A Day On The Presidential Campaign Trail
- A Night Visit from Insomnia
- Happy Halloween
- Things That Take Years To Learn
- Net Addict
- Weekend Getaway
- I Want To Hurt My Computer
- A Conversation with my Mother
- The Angel And The Dean
- Dallas Cowboy Fan
- Cab Colors
- Flying Dogfish
- Big Blue Gem From Outter Space
- Camerons For Dinner
- The War of the Fat Pills
- The Minister's Dentures
- Talks Too Much
- Drunken Cuckoo
- Daddy Longlegs
- Charitable Contributions
- Cyber Meeting
- My Phone Is Evil
- The Bachelor Diet
- If You Missed That Commercial Click Here
- The Blond And The Taxi
- Know When To Quit
- Eating Dogs
- You Must Be From Philadelphia If . . .
- Take A Hike
- Love And The Single Life
- Chick Drinks
- The Third Wish
- The Talking Clock
- The Silver Wedding Tray
- Theme Parks
- Birth Of A Hampster
- Things Men Can Say When Caught Looking At Another Woman
- Church Football
- Where Is Jesus?
- The Computer Crisis
- The Moon's Orbit
- You Might Be An Engineer If . . .
- Valentine's Dreams
- Tough Psych Case
- Do Re Mi Beer
- Brought To You By The Letter W
- It's 3:30 A.M. Do You Know What Your Portfolio Is Doing?
- My Daughters Are Driving
- Which Generation Are You?
- The Kleptomaniac
- Savior Says
- How To Teach Math
- That's Once
- Tantrum On A Plane
- It's All In A Name
- Things I Wish My Mom Would Say
- Parents' Glossary
- What I've Learned
- The Truth About Men
- Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Doesn't Understand New York City
- The Beauty Of Bad Art
- Legally Correct
- Comercials
- You Might Be A Nurse If . . .
- To Hit A Lawyer
- Guard Dogs
- ChurchOrFishing
- The Cold Diet
- Cultural Differences Explained
- Sorry About The Bomb
- What Is A Cat?
- Top Ten Complaints Of Darth Vader
- The Enchanted Snake
- Just An Earring
- Is That You, Juan?
- Farming The Land
- Bad Language
- What Is A Dog?
- What's Your IQ?
- About Loss
- The New Bull
- Mother Of Six
- Bubba Calls 911
- Internet Cleaning
- Green Eggs And Hamlet
- Not Reading Pitino is a Choice
- I Can't Find It
- Anal Pregnancy
- Backwards Life
- Copier Notice
- 7the Hell
- Jesus Proofs
- Allan Goodwin on Divorce
- Lonely Frog
- Play Your Age
- Shave Your Beard
- More Evidence That The World Is Full Of Idiots
- The Bellringers
- Fortune And Weight
- January 3, 2000
- Mary's Christmas Letter
- Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form
- Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights
- 20 Ways To Confuse Santa
- Ghandi's Breath
- Buying Your Paintings
- Brain Transplant
- Allan Goodwin: I Could Be Famous On Fox
- Santa In The 90's
- I Think Santa Is A Woman
- What Every Man Needs
- Little Johnny Writes To Jesus
- Allan Goodwin on Handgun Deaths
- 10 Cents A Minute
- Delinquent Account
- Does That Hurt?
- How About It?
- Men Know . . .
- What Shall They Say?
- How To Get Rid Of Your Neighbors
- Newsbriefs: Anti-Republican Plot Uncovered
- The Universal Language: English Or German
- The American With No Abilities Act
- The Jew, The Hindu, The Lawyer, And The Hotel Room
- Top 10 Reasons For Being Australian
- Top 10 Reasons For Being Scottish
- Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
- Facts About Cats
- Ebonics98
- Memos Reguarding Casual Friday
- New And Improved 10 Commandments
- What's Your Condom Size?
- You're Just Lazy
- Gorilla Removal
- Alexander The Great
- Reasons I Should Have Stayed Single
- Religious Tech Support
- Lightbulb Astrology
- Food Spoilage Test
- Pie Assassin
- WIN98 v.Alabama RECALL
- Eight Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work
- Top 10 Things That Would Be Different If The Bible Were Written By College Students
- Relationship Truths
- Extended Task Code list
- The Miracle Toddler Diet
- Things Women Will Never Understand
- Dentist
- A Woman's Dictionary
- The Top 14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
- Tell Me You Love Me
- Laws In My Mother's House
- Male Answer Syndrome
- Nickle Or Dime?
- Near Death On Horseback
- Little Johnny Learns The Alphabet
- That Hurts
- The Fertilizer Club
- What Does It Add Up To?
- What Animal Is It?
- Titanic Presidents
- Children's Letters To God
- Baseball
- Top 10 Ways To Get Drunk For Five Dollars Or Less
- Top Ten McDonald's Excuses For The Condom In The Big Mac
- When To Paint The House
- Handjob Or A Sandwich?
- Famous Quotes
- Beware Of Gays
- What Causes Arthritis?
- The Top 20 Cool Things About A Car That Goes Faster Than The Speed Of Light
- Signs You're From NY
- A Dead Horse: Reflections on Business Today
- My Days As A Tree Hunter
- Top Ten Other Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the White House
- A Mother's Dictionary
- Software Versions Explained
- Kurt Vonnegut's Commencement Speech At MIT
- Knocking At The Door
- Things That Irritate A Sane Person
- The New Archeology
- Abbot And Costello Meet Win95
- Rejected Motel-6 Slogans
- Excuses Of A Computer Programmer
- What Doctors Really Mean
- What I Want In A Man
- Signs That You Are Broke
- Being Audited
- What Is True Love?
- What Your Computer Really Thinks
- Divine Press Release
- Quinn's Devious Dictionary
- The Dead Boat And The Wife
- Military Sensitivity
- An Even Exchange
- The Difference In Falling
- How To Tell If Your Dog Has A Drinking Problem
- Dating Terminology
- The Young Gunslinger
- The Great Dog Fight
- 40 More Years
- Multitasking And Chewing Gum
- The ABC's Of Ex-Girlfriends
- The ABC's Of Ex-Boyfriends
- Things That Would Be Different If The Disciples Had Been Gay
- Things Not To Do In Church
- CollegeForKids
- Signs That The New Baby Has Arrived
- Across The Street
- What I Want In A Woman
- Things Southerners Won't Say
- Are You A Democrat Or A Republican?
- Chat Room Poem
- What Did You Ask Me!?
- 30 Minutes To A Cleaner House
- Addition To The Bible
- What NOT To Say At Victoria's Secret
- If Summits Were Held On AOL . . . .
- Rejected Rejection
- Things You Would Never Hear A Woman Say To Another Woman
- Things You Would Never Hear A Man Say To Another Man
- Satire From A Youngest Child
- My Dying Ramblings
- MSFurniture
- Men And Women On Haircuts
- Bad Drivers
- He's Back
- Beware Of Doctors
- What We've Learned From The Movies
- Warning Lables
- How The Puppy Will Change The White House
- What To Say About A Bad Xmas Gift
- Alocohol Warning Signs
- The Xmas-Files
- Too Much Is Too Much
- Famous Reindeer Fired
- Things Not To Say To A Cop
- Things NOT To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
- Excerpts From Rants
- Three Men On A Bench
- Warning: It's Hot!
- Moshie
- Fishing In Beer
- Star Wars Pants
- Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving
- What He Hears
- Yankonics
- The Real Differences Between Men And Women
- MSIE Virus
- Babies Are Stupid
- Generic Apology Letter
- What's In Semen?
- Joe's Barber Shop
- Things That Sound Dirty At Halloween, But Aren't
- The History Of Medicine
- Things That Sound Dirty In Golf
- Things That Sound Dirty In Law
- Accouting Affairs
- Sunburned Member
- Is Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination?
- Signs That The Rolling Stones Should Give It Up
- What We Learn From Soaps
- How To Tell If You're Too Stressed
- What Do I Look Like . . . ?
- Hops And Hormones
- Buying A Drink For The Lady
- What Not To Say
- Scoring Your Man
- Rejections Given By Women
- Men's 43 Or So Rules For Women
- How To Tell If The Girl Scouts Hate You
- Bad Interviewees
- Tech Support
- Does Your Penis Have A Name?
- Improvements The Internet Would Have Had On The Civil War
- A Miscrosoft TV Dinner
- Coyote Girl
- What's My Best Feature?
- There Can Be Only One
- Lights Out!
- Don't Cheat On Your Income Taxes
- Barbie And G.I. Joe
- Red Riding Hood
- Just A Handful
- Money For Nothing
- Dickin' With A City Boy
- What I'm Known For
- Eve's Period
- Review: The Cat In The Hat
- American Standards
- Dave Barry On Religion
- The Airplane
- Medical Terminology
- What Neil Armstrong Really Said
- The Theory Of Darksuckers
- Spontaneous Human Combustion
- Son On The Balcony
- Law Enforcement
- In The Nursing Home
- Hold My Cock
- Cat-A-Pult
- Swearing At Work
- Sentences You Don't Wanna Hear
- Things Not To Say During A Presentation
- Things That Sound Dirty At The Office
- Facts Of Life
- Pros And Cons Of Death
- 15 Things You May Overhear In The Darkroom
- What The World Learns About Americans By Watching Baywatch
- World's Worst Analogies
- Railroad Gauge
- New Truck
- I'm A Marine And I'm Tough
- The Panda In The Whorehouse
- I Like Monkeys
- Jesus Is Watching You
- The Crying Horse
- Butch
- The Bird Dog
- What Not To Say To A Cop
- You Might Be In Education If . . .
- Dependants
- Seniors Vs. Freshmen
- 50 Ways To Confuse Your Roommate
- What Professors Mean
- The Procrastinator's Creed
- Top 10 Writing Euphamisms For Death
- The Word On The Blackboard
- Snow White And Pinocchio
- What's Under The Scottsman's Kilt?
- The Perfect Relationship
- Old Men Need Love, Too
- The Lone Ranger Gets Captured
- If I Die . . .
- Top 15 Reasons For Being Fired From Toys R Us
- How 'Bout Them Cowboys?
- What Your Car Says About You
- Woman Eats Contraceptive Jelly
- The Stowaway
- Birds On A Wire
- My, What Nice Breasts You Have
- Watch Clem!
- Making A Deposit
- Wow! That's Pretty Big
- What Do You See?
- Allan Goodwin on Knowing
- Your Degree at Work
- The Origins of Beer
- IBM's Mouse Balls
- When One Hand Doesn't Know . . . .
- UNIX Consultant
- A Standardized Guide to the Bases
- Cyber WHAT!?
- Why I Fired My Secretary
- Yuppie Duck Hunt
- How To Get Rid Of Blind Dates
- How To Answer The Phone
- How To Hunt An Elephant
- Ways To Be Offensive At A Funeral
- Classic Pick-Up Lines
- Proof That All Odd Numbers Are Prime
- Top 10 Reasons To Be A Nuclear Engineer
- If Microsoft Built Cars . . .
- Why Compilers Must Be Female
- Reasons to Date an Engineer
- If Beer Was Like Operating Systems
- What Is 3 + 1?
- Surprises in the Newly Released Star Wars Films
- The Bachelor Commandments
- Dating Dictionary
- How Email Is Like A Penis
- If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors
- HR - Finding The Perfect Match
- 25 Snappy Comebacks To The Age Old Question 'Why Aren't You Married Yet?'
- Welcome To McDonald's
- It Sure is Dark in Here
- Statue Fun
- The Lemon Squeeze
- Blind Golf
- Top 10 Things That Sound Cool With A Boston Accent
- Blond Exam
- How To Pray For a Bike
- The Turkey and the Bull
- Bored Husband
- "Retarded" Grandparents
- How To Live Forever
- 2010 Quote of the Year
- If I Were President
- How To Speak Republican
- Lie Detecting Robot
- Conversing With a Horse
- God's Gifts
- Stoner Monkey
- Customer Service
- The Deaf Bookkeeper
- First Time Skydiver
- Clinton's Place in Heaven
- Infinite Gifts
- Government Genie
- California Patrolman
- Glass of Water
- Shingles
- Dead Goldfish
- Lawn Chores
- Without Me
- Aspirations
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