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- MS To Conduct Nuclear Tests
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- Things That Irritate A Sane Person
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- Warantee Card On Purchased Government Official
- Microsoft To Buy Catholic Church
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- Company Memo on Early Retirement
- Bill Gates Calls The Brussels Police Dept
- Are You A Democrat Or A Republican?
- Chat Room Poem
- The Rules (Rewritten By Men)
- Virtual Lovemaker v3.1
- Who Owns The Zebra?
- Blond Petishun
- Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
- 30 Minutes To A Cleaner House
- 1997 Darwin Award Candidates
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- What's In Semen?
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- Life's Most Embarassing Moments
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- Time
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- Microsoft To Aquire U.S.
- How Gullible Are We?
- Da Night Befo' Christmas
- Badtimes Virus
- A Shitty Poem
- The Dog From Hell
- 1998 Darwin Award Candidate: Transmission Lines
- Dave Barry On Guys And Commitment
- You Don't Know Jack Schitt
- The Rules (Written By Women)
- Monica Lewinski's Press Statement
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- Solo 2.1
- A Miscrosoft TV Dinner
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- The Mir Space Station Project
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- Review: The Cat In The Hat
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- Girlfriend 4.0
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- Dave Barry On Religion
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- Script: Taking A Dump
- History Of The World Compiled From Exams
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- What Neil Armstrong Really Said
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- New Element: Administratium
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- Living In A Computerized World
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- Laws Of Physics
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- You're A Jerk
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- The Mother Of All Rejections
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- Police Fight
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- The Simpsons Drinking Game
- If Dr. Seusse Did Technical Writing
- How God Created Computers
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- The Great Debate
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- If Highways Were Like The Internet
- Microsoft Blamed In Mass Suicide
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- Microsoft Releases MSChild
- When One Hand Doesn't Know . . . .
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- How Many Legs Does a Horse Really Have?
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